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General News
‘The bottom 90% of earners should pay more tax’ says multi-billion dollar company that doesn’t pay tax
“It’s about paying your fair share”
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Full-time minimum wage worker on $3.8K a month, absolutely devastated to hear that rich executives will only get an extra $4.5k a year
“Can we start a GoFundMe or something?”
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“No one who breaks promises should be PM,” says guy who dropped the ‘2nd referendum’ promise a day after the vote
“You need someone you can trust, and I have gone an entire day without lying.”
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Australia Day to be moved to Scott Morrison’s resignation day
“Finally a day we can all come together.”
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King Charles rushed to hospital after hearing Woolies has stopped selling Australian flag thongs
Their attacks on tacky, useless symbols of colonialism have taken another victim.
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ABC denies internal racism issue, “none of our white employees have experienced racism”
That’s most of our hosts and senior staff having no problem at all
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Alan Jones takes break from broadcasting to spend more time writing love letters to students
“I just really want to get back to my roots, you know? I might even incite a cheeky race riot while I’m at it.”
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Woolworths responds to Dutton’s calls for a boycott by boycotting potatoes
“See how he likes it”
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Local man wondering whether it’s too soon to chuck first sickie of the year
Is it socially acceptable to take a break already? I really want one.
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‘Pro-Bono’ lawyer clarifies he just meant that he is a big fan of U2
“Why would my love of the album The Joshua Tree have any affect on how I am as a lawyer?”