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The British embassy has yet to comment but did release a four eyed photo of King Charles with the caption “Everyone is doing fine”.

“Finally, some peace.”

“I hear she’s competing in the Masked Singer” – Lauren 33

“What a shame” said a smiling Boeing exec

“You’ve earned it”

“You can’t target one of our icons and expect to be celebrated at our parade.”

“It’s a common mistake” said the guy who coined the term ‘screwing the pooch’

“Blue is a colour of the rainbow too.”

“Why are the prices at Woolies so high? How can anyone be expected to afford this?”

Kelly has since been offered a job at Channel 9’s graphics department