Local woman commits to going to bed at a reasonable time, then scrolling until an unreasonable time

Local woman Steph Robertson has decided to try better herself by going to bed at a ‘reasonable time’, then laying in bed scrolling on her phone until an unreasonable time.

“I’m in my self-improvement era,” said Steph, “I will no longer be super tired from staying up late on the couch scrolling on my phone. Instead I will go to bed early and get some much needed sleep, after checking my phone of course.”

Steph has also recently been doing early morning work outs to feel better which she says has gotten easier to lie about liking as the weeks go on.

“At least I get to treat myself to a coffee at the end, even though I would buy it no matter what.”