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Desperate democrats have been seen having offical meetings with ambassador Kevin Rudd asking if he has any tips on how to knife a leader months out from an election.
“We need to get rid of our leader,” said a representative for the party, “but we need to publicly pretend that we don’t want to get rid of them despite publicly making it obvious we want them gone. We don’t know how to do it but you seem like the expert.”
Rudd also offered advice on campaigning but the Democrats declined explaining they actually want to win the election.
Campaigners if they get desperate enough they will make Biden play handball in the hopes that it tires him out so much that he just drops out of the race on his own.
