Former CFMEU boss asks 7’s Spotlight for interview with ‘happy ending’

Embattled Union Boss John Setka has reportedly been in touch with Channel Sevens “Completely reputable” Spotlight division asking if he can have “one of those special interviews”

“I’ve heard the boys over at Seven like to hear the truth and are willing to make sure every interviewee is taken care of” he said.

Mr Setka has stated he’s willing to give a shocking, tell all interview on the condition he can eat steaks, do coke and get ‘massages’ in a rent free house for as long as possible.

“I’ve ALLEGEDLY done a lot of things that would make the interview worth it. I don’t just want the ‘Andrew O’Keefe’ special; I want the full ‘Bruce Lehrmann’!”

“Truth be told, as a lifelong union man I’ve become accustomed to a certain kind of treatment wherever I go”.

CFMEU released a statement today re-affirming that any individuals who are “caught” doing the wrong thing will be removed from the union, causing more executives to resign.