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Aussie who can’t name the Deputy Prime Minister, shockingly informed about American election
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Aussie bloke Davo Smith has shocked his friends by actually knowing the names and policy positions of politicians for the first time, a feat he accomplished by paying attention to the far more interesting politics of America.
“There is just so much that we need to know,” said Davo after discovering that you can share a news post to your Instagram story, “it’s a lot to keep up with but you have to.”
“Trump is dangerous with Project 2025 attacking both democracy and abortion rights. Kamala Harris is noticeably better than Biden voter wise however many of the criticisms of Biden from the left also apply to Harris. And JD Vance is a weirdo who is like if Trump had couch fucker energy.”
However things got awkward for Davo when someone asked him who Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister is, “Yes of course I know who ummm…. ahhh…. Tanya Plibersek is? What do you mean it’s not her?”
The shock didn’t end there for Davo, as his follow up guesses of Penny Wong and Bill Shorten were also wrong. Leaving him to ask, “literally who else is there?”