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A global Microsoft outage has had unexpected consequences with Mac users being hit with a surge of smugness.
Commonly referred to as ‘Pricks’, these Mac owners are like normal people but if you ask one of them what sets them apart, they will inform you that they are ‘better than’ any ‘Windows Peasant’ who doesn’t use a Macbook.
“No one thought it could happen,” said one tech expert, “who knew that Mac users could get even more smug than they already were.”
Microsoft has put out a statement saying they are doing everything they can to get their systems back up and running, hoping to harness the smugness energy of Mac users to power the reboot.
