General News

“We were so focused on protecting children from the internet, we forgot to protect the internet from the elderly”.

“The debate has filled me with dread, not for America, just knowing that we will hear it in Australian politics in 6-12 months.”

“Parma is a gateway meal”

“We are constantly overlooked just because we don’t bother filling in forms.”

“My eyes are watering with excitement, and getting really itchy.”

“I’ve never run out of Oakies before. These guys must mean business.”

“One of the groups they would never touch.”

Less time checking my inbox, more time checking social media

“I haven’t responded to those emails yet because I am just super busy at the moment”

“This is my Christmas”