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Autistic Sydneysider chucks sickie just to ride the new Metro all day
“This is my Christmas”
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Channel 7 dismisses 4Corners’ findings after discovering that the reporting was done by a woman
“What amateurish journalism, she didn’t even pay an alleged rapist’s rent.”
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“It’s retro”: new TikTok trend has Gen Z giving themselves scurvy
Are you scurvmaxxing?
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“The real problem with the housing market is workers getting paid a living wage” claims guy with ten houses
“The real problem is greedy workers” he said after raising rents just because he can.
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Aussie who can’t name the Deputy Prime Minister, shockingly informed about American election
No it’s not Plibersek or Wong
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Local woman commits to going to bed at a reasonable time, then scrolling until an unreasonable time
“I’m in my self-improvement era,”
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Nation left wondering whether most websites are actually down or if it’s just the NBN
“This is about how long I’m normally waiting anyway” said Dave from Sydney.
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Global Windows outage leaves Mac user even more smug than usual
Microsoft has put out a statement saying they are doing everything they can to get their systems back up and running, hoping to harness the smugness energy of Mac users for the reboot.
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BREAKING: Internet
Many have been accused of ‘Breaking the internet’ in the past, but only Microsoft and CrowdStrike have managed to actually do it.
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New horoscope segment becomes most trustworthy part of 7News
Panned as “embarassing” and “lacking any proven basis in reality”, Channel 7’s editorial standards have been mocked for years.