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“Whoever designed this website is a master at making people not want to access it.”

“My son Riley is quite good with computers”

“We need to think about what is best for humanity.”

The mistake changed the dating game forever, with James now having too many women wanting to date him.

“God it feels so good to be a winner,” she sung while spinning around in a field of flowers

“It’s upsetting that the unwashed masses are so disconnected from the real struggles I face.”

“Your attack on the poor defenceless alleged war criminals was completely inhumane. This sort of behaviour is not what this country or any of our military allies are about.”

“You may be tempted to say our planes are badly maintained and vital broken parts are part of daily life for airlines but we promise 100% of aircraft faults are caused by one person doing the wrong thing.”

Leonardo DiCaprio, Rupert Murdoch, Anthony Albanese, King Charles and Many More weigh in on this historic day.

Sky News also took a second to thank their loyal sponsors like Commonwealth Bank