Lehrmann wins right to appeal defamation ruling and further injure own reputation

A big win for defamation court fans as Bruce Lehrmann has successfully earned the right to appeal his defamation loss and have the opportunity to hurt his own reputation even more than he already has.

The man whose last time in court was described as ‘leaving the lion’s den and going back for the hat’ has pushed for his chance to go back for another hat.

“My reputation has taken a serious hit after my time in court,” said the creep describing a self inflicted wound, “the damage that happened from the moment I opened my mouth has just been horrible for me.”

Following this development, a cocaine dealer who lives near the Channel 7 headquarters has ‘coincidentally’ put down a deposit on a mega-yacht.