Pauline found to be racist, immediately booked to ask a question on Q+A

Shocking moment in court as Australia’s top white pointy robe collector, Pauline Hanson was found to be racist after she racially attacked Greens senator Mehreen Faruqi.

Following the confirmation that Australia’s most racist ghoul is in fact racist, producers for ABC’s Q+A immediately reached out to her wanting her to ask a question on next week’s show.

“As a debate show it is important to get differing views,” said a producer for the show, “and by that we mean a panel with diverse opinions that range from extremely racist, to run of the mill racist, and maybe even one person who isn’t racist.”

“We’ve let Pauline know that it would be preferable if she can throw in some classism too, killing two birds with one stone. We also told her that she doesn’t need to feel nervous at all, with our current viewership, hardly anyone will see it anyway.”

“At the end of the day, the most important part of any political show is to cause controversy on Twitter with the few remaining viewers we have. If she is racist enough, our hashtag might even trend.”

Hanson now has to live with an extremely busy schedule, as being a proven racist has also caused her to get a regular guest spot on every breakfast tv show.