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“Lehrmann is so hated that he can only make money through donations from his fans” claims lawyer
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A lawyer for Bruce ‘no criminal findings’ Lehrmann has claimed that his only means of employment could be OnlyFans, calling his recent defamation proceedings “a soft launch”.
“My client might be the most hated man in Australia, ” said the lawyer not understanding consequences, “no one likes him, that is why his only choice now is to get money from a site where people give money to those they like.”
“As the woke mob has gone after Ch07 and they aren’t paying my very reasonable expenses, I’ve been forced to get creative to pay for my rent, coke etc. I’ll have to make do with a meagre 60K a month, I figure I’ll be in the top 0.4% of all creators, being a high value male”
Mr Lehrmann also announced he would be taking legal action against whoever had the username ‘High_Profile_Towoombaman’.
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