NSW Police call for a ban on Barnaby Joyce, citing “the danger of planter boxes”


The NSW Police have launched a legal challenge in the hopes of banning former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce from the CBD citing the very real danger of and to planter boxes.

This comes as the NSW police tried to use the exact same argument to ban pro-Palestine protests and vigils mourning the loss of lives over the last year. An argument they were strongly held in right up until the moment they would need to make it in court in front of an actual judge.

“The threat is just too high,” said the police commissioner trying their hardest to not drop a slur, “we must protect that which is most important: planter boxes.”

NSW Police have now established a taskforce ready to beat up and arrest anyone who serves as a ‘threat to the social cohesion’ of the planter boxes. Specifically those in the community seen near the boxes whilst not being a white man.

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