General News
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General News House prices set to fall to just ‘massively unaffordable’, experts say“Soon childless couples with help from rich parents might even be able to enter the market!” 
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General News “This will be my year” says woman for 10th year in a rowShe is excited for her New Years resolutions which she will forget about in 2 weeks time. 
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General News Local flies revving up for a big New Year’s at a human backyard party“We are buzzing with excitement” 
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General News Local parent switches from ‘Christmas spirit’ to ‘Christmas spirits’She started on wine but now is really getting into the spirit 
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General News Loser cousin fails to win a single Christmas cracker pullHe was given a pity paper crown, but knows he didn’t earn it. 
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General News Single mum asks for bag of groceries from SantaDesperate times call for desperate measures 
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General News Couple’s feud ends ‘peacefully’ after boyfriend says Reddit ruled that he wasn’t the asshole“Once I told her that I had strangers online judge her, she stopped talking and walked away. Clearly she realised I am correct.” 
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General News Hot cross buns just 2 weeks away as News Corp has already started whinging about people not celebrating Australia Day“I swear the cycle starts earlier and earlier every year” 
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General News Local man knows deep down that Healthy Harold would be disappointed in himExperts say ‘Harold Anxiety’ is on in the rise with young Australians. 
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General News “Dammit!” Christmas lights weren’t wrapped neatly last year“Well someone has ruined this fun” said the dad who packed up the lights last year