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Sadly for Lehrmann the handle ‘High_Profile_Towoombaman’ was already taken

School is no place for food.

“It’s doing wonders for my mental health” said Mark who used to check the news multiple times a day

It is now harder than ever for young people to get a foot on the doomsday prepping ladder. 

No protests, no vigils and certainly no Barnaby.

No pressure on Moo Deng or anything

Both supermarkets have announced that next week milk will be on sale for an ‘amazingly cheap’ $1m per bottle.

The recipes will stay ignored in the bookmarks tab alongside forgotten life-hacks and craft ideas they are too lazy to make.

“Look there is even a little smile under the O”

“We were so focused on protecting children from the internet, we forgot to protect the internet from the elderly”.