General News

Sighs of relief from the nation’s angriest tabloids as Grace Tame finally smiled at an Australian of the Year morning tea with the Prime Minister.
This comes after columnists spent the last three years as cave men screaming ‘why woman not smile for leader man?!’ when the legend wouldn’t smile for a fuckwit. Which upset columnists who are representatives of the fuckwit community.
It turns out that the key to having Ms Tame to smile at these events is wearing a shirt that says “Fuck Murdoch” on it, instead of screaming at her to smile for someone who would want to literally ‘Fuck Murdoch’.
However some have managed to find a way to get angry at Ms Tame, saying it was ‘disrespectful’ to use an Australia Day event to insult the ruler of Australia.
In seemingly related news, Andrew Bolt has been rushed to hospital following some sort of rage induced aneurysm.
(If you want to buy the shirt from an Aussie company and support independent media in the process, or just say fuck you to Murdoch, click here!)
(Image source: Mick Tsikas AAP)