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    Westboro Baptist Church vows not to picket Prince’s funeral out of respect for talented homophobe

    The notorious hate mongering Westboro Baptist Church announced today that they will lay down their placards vowing that they will refrain from picketing Prince’s funeral out of respect for the “fabulous and legendary homophobe.” Church leader Fred Phelps Jnr says his congregation will be donning replicas of Prince’s tight-fitting purple suit and playing his music late into…

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    Rapper chooses bikini-clad ho theme for upcoming video

    The visionary rhymer also decided his backing singer should perform in front of a wall with spraypainted writing on it

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    Manager orders Bindi Irwin to deny exploitation claims

    Bindi has made a series of carefully stage-managed media appearances to refute claims she is being manipulated.

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    Science students name Seinfeld as fashion icon of the century

    For years it has been debated amongst physicists, chemists and rock mechanics. Just who is the style icon who has guided scientists disciplines to the fashionista status they now enjoy? Seinfeld has made white sneakers a must-wear for all scientists, and a must-not-wear for everyone else Finally, there is an answer. The influential New Scientist…

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    2005 Hottest Year on Record according to ‘Who Weekly’

    Who Weekly magazine has confirmed what many climate scientists had already suspected: that 2005 was officially the Hottest Year Ever, and that 2006 promised to be “even hotter.” The 22-page, 450-word special report in the Hot Years issue was compiled by a team of two editorial assistants, before being peer-reviewed by the magazine’s sub-editors. It…

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    Washed-up star longs for the days he was a has-been

    1980s teen heart-throb Corey Haim longs for the glory days of his failing career, when his name was a still regular feature in “not hot” lists. “I’d love to go to the opening of an envelope these days, but the invites aren’t coming in like they used to,” says the co-star of Snowboard Academy and…

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    Angry God lashes out at Grammy winners: “Don’t thank me for your crappy awards”

    [Edition 35] HOLLYWOOD, Saturday: An angry and defiant God has broken his eternal silence with a thunderous attack on several winners from the recent Grammy Awards. The Supreme Being lashed out at suggestions that he was somehow responsible for the granting of Grammies and the careers of some rock, rap and country musicians.

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    Cruise blames split on Nicole’s belief on cult of ‘Catholicism’

    [Edition 33] LOS ANGELES, Tuesday: Tom Cruise has finally spilled the beans on his split with Australian actress Nicole Kidman. Cruise has spoken of his growing fear for his children as Nicole turned to a well- organised religious cult she called ‘Catholicism’.

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    Friend claims Kidman-Cruise divorce a sham to hide happy heterosexual marriage

    [Edition 33] HOLLYWOOD, Sunday: Hollywood has been rife with speculation about the causes of the Kidman-Cruise divorce since its announcement last week. One unnamed friend, however, believes the divorce is little more than a sham to throw the press’ scent off Tom and Nicole’s real intention: a normal, healthy relationship where they actually have, and…

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    New Metallica album sparks wave of copyright compliance

    [Edition 21] SAN DIEGO, Monday: Amid the online copyright controversy from legal action against software company Napster, heavy metal band Metallica has released its 12th album, Kopy Kat Killer. In the wake of the law suit, the new album has been met with unprecedented levels of adherence to copyright law.