April 2024
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Chase Up
Our letter to the board of Woolworths
Scott PerkinsChair of Woolworths1 Woolworths WayBella VistaNSW 2153 Dear Scott, I’m writing to offer a bit of help following the resignation of your CEO Mr Brad ‘I don’t know’ Banducci. First up, as a fellow CEO, I’d like to offer my condolences about Nick McKim’s performance in the Senate the other day. It was totally…
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General News
The ‘Daily Mail of political commentators’ joins the Daily Mail
The Daily Mail Australia has announced they have hired a new political editor in Christian Porter’s former PR Manager Peter van Onselen. “On a macro level, he will fit in perfectly here,” said another Daily Mail editor, “but on a micro level, when it comes to defending powerful men and telling women to smile more,…
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General News
Disappointed cocaine dealer cancels plans to buy a yacht following Lehrmann ruling
“There goes the plans for the Karaoke bar”
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General News
Bruce Lehrmann achieves goal of losing title of ‘alleged rapist’
In a way this is what he wanted
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General News
Cancer announces new book “If I Did It”
Cancer has denied killing NFL star OJ Simpson, but will be writing a book about how it would have killed him.
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National
AUKUS triumph: Japanese subs to return to Sydney Harbour for first time since World War II
“This deal is a sign of how much both countries have grown in the last century and our ability to come together to independently work together, when America tells us too.”
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National
‘Australians have had a gutful of divisive politics’ says guy who made a career out of attacking First Nations people, African migrants, Muslim groups, Refugees, same-sex marriage…
Pacific Island Nations, unemployed people, equality advocates, victims of sexual violence…
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General News
Hubbl ads quickly becoming the worst thing the Murdoch family has ever done
We need a Royal Commission into Murdoch that focuses on stopping the ads.
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General News
Daily Mail editor enthusiastically copies and pastes Channel 7’s expense account rules
“Finally, I won’t have to pay for all the cocaine myself.”
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General News
Allegations that Bruce Lehrmann received the ‘Andrew O’Keefe Special’
He didn’t even need to attend the Logies