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The Chaser Guide to Having a Baby
Having a baby is a big decision. Ultimately, it's up to you to work out how to manage it, but if there is one piece of advice that every new parent agrees on it is this: DON'T DO IT. BACK OUT NOW, WHILE YOU STILL
NZ PM Jacinda Ardern pregnant: Trump claims he’s more pregnant than her
"Actually," he told reporters, "I was pregnant way before her. I've been pregnant for months."
Forget the Genocide! 5 Ways To Celebrate This Australia Day
The best way to bring all Australians together is to force the group complaining about it to shut up and put up with the date that’s already been decided because it’s not like, from your perspective, there’s anything wrong with it
PricewaterhouseCoopers mistakenly tells Apple it must pay tax
In an absurd stuff-up, accountants at the firm were preparing two tax returns. One was for a low-wage retail worker, Paul Hutchins, and one was for the global multinational conglomerate
This Australia Day, tour the place where our constitution was enacted
You might be thinking we’re talking about the Melbourne Club or even the Tattersall’s Club in Sydney? Nup – it’s none other than the true-blue, dinky-di Parliament of United Kingdom in downtown London
NBN says video apologising for slow speeds should be finished uploading by mid-2019
The NBN announced this morning it had finally managed to load the speedtest.net website, which measures internet speeds, and discovered that its speed wasn’t
BREAKING: Sam Dastyari “我辞职”
The following is the full statement from Sam Dastyari, following his resignation from parliament this morning: 我在此立即从澳大利亚议会辞职。在过去的两个星期里,我被指责有分裂的忠诚,但没有什么比事实更远的了。我一直把新南威尔士州的筹款活动放在优先位置上,我与中国人的亲密关系仅仅反映了我对“百胜餐饮”和六位数捐赠的热爱。我希望能够通过“天空新闻”的脱口秀节目,或者更可能的是央视,为能够继续为公众生活做出贡献的方法。 Statement translated into English:
Banks appoint Turnbull as lead counsel for Royal Commission: “It’s good to have one of our own”
The Big Four banks have rushed to appoint a lead counsel to represent them in the Royal Commission into the
BREAKING: Dastyari releases full statement “對不起”
Following his sacking as Deputy Whip for the Labor Party, here is the full transcript that Senator Sam Dastyari released moments
Number of dickheads in Australia slumps below 5 million
Australians around the world breathed sigh of relieve this morning when it was revealed that the number of dickheads has