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Royal couple experience first night of dull, routine sex
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have had sex for the first time as a married couple, in a session the newlyweds described as “adequate”.
WEDDING CANCELLED: Harry and Meghan split over whether it’s Yanny or Laurel
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced they are calling off their wedding, citing “irreconcilable differences” over whether it’s pronounced Yanny or Laurel
Mueller asks Trump aides to pause corrupt deals to give him a chance to catch up
Mr Mueller said it was having a genuine impact on his enthusiasm for bringing down the President. "I took this case on because it was a simple open and shut case of treason. But there are just so many other, extra crimes, it's becoming a real bore. 
Exclusive: The untold history of Australia’s invasion
Most people think they know the history of Australia's invasion. But there's another side to the story that has been largely untold -- until now. Here, in an extract from The Completely True History of Australia, this story is told for the first time
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China to build military base 200km off Australian coast: ‘can’t afford the house prices any closer’
"It really is the closest we can afford on our budget," said the Supreme Commander of the Joint Chinese Military Forces. "We looked at the outer suburbs of Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne, but even if we went interest-only, it's a bit outside our price range."
Dutton: “What did white South Africans ever do wrong?”
"For a genocide to be horrific enough to qualify for special attention, you really need to feel some sort of sympathy for them. I can't quite put my finger on why the white South Africans look more deserving of special attention, but as soon as I figure it out, I'll get back to you."
Opinion: Sex is unnatural and should have been banned years ago
Firth, host of The Firth Factor, weighs in on the big issue of the week: was Malcolm Turnbull right to make sex between MPs and staffers extra naughty
What They Said – The Barnaby Joyce Affair
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce believes that having an affair with a staffer and then getting them a taxpayer-funded job down the corridor is a private matter. Even so, everyone wants to weigh in on the Barnaby Joyce Affair. Here's what they said
Can’t afford a house in Sydney or Melbourne? Just get one rent-free from a millionaire donor, says Joyce
He admitted there was more steps than just that. "First of all, you have to leave your wife and kids," he said. "Then just shack up with your new girlfriend. Then you tap someone from the local community who happens to want influence with you."