Jetstar introduces “door stays on” fee

Following the shocking scenes on a recent Alaska Airlines flight, Jetstar have announced a brand new bonus fee for customers who the plane door to stay on during the flight.

“Doors are an optional extra,” said a representative for the airline, “but one we think customers wont want to go without. So for the low price of 50 dollars we will almost guarantee that the door will mostly stay on for the entire flight.”

“Of course as is legally required, if there is no door, masks will drop from the ceiling. Disclaimer: having oxygen flowing to the masks is not included in the ticket price and will be sold separately.”

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