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BREAKING: Sam Dastyari “我辞职”
The following is the full statement from Sam Dastyari, following his resignation from parliament this morning: 我在此立即从澳大利亚议会辞职。在过去的两个星期里,我被指责有分裂的忠诚,但没有什么比事实更远的了。我一直把新南威尔士州的筹款活动放在优先位置上,我与中国人的亲密关系仅仅反映了我对“百胜餐饮”和六位数捐赠的热爱。我希望能够通过“天空新闻”的脱口秀节目,或者更可能的是央视,为能够继续为公众生活做出贡献的方法。 Statement translated into English:
Banks appoint Turnbull as lead counsel for Royal Commission: “It’s good to have one of our own”
The Big Four banks have rushed to appoint a lead counsel to represent them in the Royal Commission into the
BREAKING: Dastyari releases full statement “對不起”
Following his sacking as Deputy Whip for the Labor Party, here is the full transcript that Senator Sam Dastyari released moments
Number of dickheads in Australia slumps below 5 million
Australians around the world breathed sigh of relieve this morning when it was revealed that the number of dickheads has
Frydenberg says people shouldn’t be penalised for fleeing persecution, as long as they’re in his family
Josh Frydenburg has mounted a robust defence of families fleeing persecution coming to Australia as long as they’re in his
New citizenship test to focus entirely on the value of negative gearing
Immigrants will also be required to speak the language of Sydney property prices before they can become full citizens
457 crackdown: employers forced to fill out slightly different application form
The changes -- which come in today -- mean that employers will be forced to redo any paperwork they were in the process of completing.
Assad offers Trump a Pepsi to sort out their differences
President Assad has offered Trump a Pepsi, claiming that he understands it's a great way for opposing sides to sort out their differences
Official statement regarding Mark Latham
It is with deep regret that I write to you today to announce that we will be ending our long-running satirical project, Mark Latham, effective immediately
Pauline Hanson declares Islam causes autism
"Islam has been infecting our children one Halal snack pack at a time"