Blair’s bonus is valued at $1.4 million, or 25 per cent of his base pay. On top of this amount, Blair can also expect a 5 per cent Bonus Delivery Bonus

"What's the Taj Mahal got that we don't?"

"Those days come back to me as one," the young dilettante wrote. "One endless day, suffused with laughter and golden light."

"This is Christianity's greatest existential crisis since Mel Gibson."

"Who says the economy is slowing?"

"God works in mysterious ways. Mysterious, arsehat ways."

A 27 year old graphic designer from Melbourne has spent an entire weekend in Sydney pointing out its flaws

Efforts to boost productivity and lower absenteeism only result in feigned enthusiasm and a sexual harassment law suit resulting from a 'trust fall' exercise gone wrong

"These messages may have reached the hearts and minds of thousands of passing motorists," said the Dalai Lama, "but apparently our Chinese oppressors were not among them."

Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities