Piers Morgan celebrates return to News Corp by hacking a dead kid’s phone
Scott Morrison launches inquiry to investigate whether there is a way to save Porter’s career
‘Oops’: Morrison thought he was ordering ‘new clear’ submarines, made of glass
Christian Porter demands his name be redacted from his coffee cup
Prime Minister who said we can’t blindly trust Porter’s alleged victim blindly trusts $1m donation
Tasmania quietly enacts plan to tow state over to New Zealand
Keneally claims she is a diverse candidate: ‘I love Vietnamese food’
NSW government announce plan to replace press conferences with looped recording of ‘can I just say’
Doctors admit Ivermectin has some medical benefits after learning it will prevent anti-vaxxers reproducing
Pfizer told they’d have better luck reaching Greg Hunt if they tweeted him from the account ‘BBWCumPumper69’
Scott Morrison’s empathy consultant to be replaced with ‘basic human decency’ consultant
‘I didn’t break any rules’ says guy who makes the rules
Victorian Liberal party now so irrelevant they needed to make up some ‘Matthew’ guy for attention
News Corp admits climate change is real after hell freezes over
PM defends giving opening keynote at Women’s Summit, ‘Someone needs to explain to the ladies what the problem is’
News Corp mysteriously start to care about climate misinformation hours before Senate hearing on misinformation
Pre-School class told to draw their dream house they will never own
Emergency Chaplains hired to help calm Coalition MPs worried about the new Wiggles lineup
ABBA announce comeback album called ‘GrandMamma Mia’
Scott Morrison responds to Q&A by asking Grace Tame if she wants a milkshake
‘This is brilliant’: CEO of Ivermectin delighted idiots keep eating his medicine
Experts hoping Ivermectin will cure some of Joe Rogan’s more horse-shit ideas
NSW reintroduces ‘Towards 2000’ numberplates to commemorate upcoming milestone
Dave Hughes announces ‘Hughesy We Have A Problem’ has found a new home at Sky After-Dark
Support for WA Premier soars after he refuses Eddie McGuire entry to Western Australia
Coalition to solve climate anxiety by putting a Charlie Chaplin in every school
‘Of course we trust the Taliban, we created them’ explains Pentagon
NSW fans go wild after the state once again smashes its personal best
NSW officially changes its state flag to a white flag
ABC journo afraid to like tweet about The Croods in case it breaches balance policy
CHASER FACT-CHECK: True, going from ‘fuck all’ renewables investment to ‘basically fuck all’ is ‘record investment’
Government that “can’t afford JobKeeper” magically finds $6 billion to give to coal companies
‘News Corp is not a giant propaganda machine’ claim News Corp outlets around the world
Kochie develops pink eye after Frydenberg interview
Paralympics introduce new ‘NDIS’ sport where contestants must jump through endless hoops to qualify
Paralympics: Australia predicted to win big in ‘condescending media coverage’
Man in his mid-20s finally buys a bed frame
New ‘White Wiggle’ introduced to help Matt Canavan feel represented
“Diverse childrens show will never work” says nation raised on Sesame Street since the 60s
Conservative longs for the days when Wiggles upheld traditional values of 4 grown men living together in a house with no women
Matt Canavan demands Wiggles go back to working only with white guys like Rolf Harris
‘There are many wise in hindsight,’ says PM who isn’t
PM fucks up so badly he can’t even handle a David Speers interview
Sydneysider relieved to have avoided that unnecessary short lockdown in June
OnlyFans bans OnlyFans after the company fucks itself
NSW Liberals categorically deny they are knifing Gladys, meaning it’s definitely on
Covid declares we must learn to live with NSW government
Government best known for locking down half of Sydney every night for 10 years announce they don’t do curfews
Tell us your star sign and we will tell you if you’re gullible
Morrison admits he only sped up Pfizer delivery to spite Kevin Rudd
Guy who has no expertise in war or humanitarian efforts says he is sick of ‘armchair experts’
Top 7 Times Scott Morrison fucked up and then lied about ‘not being warned’ before hand
Afghans start stocking up on oil in attempt to lure US army back
Dictator Dan launches ground invasion of NSW to bring Covid cases under control
‘Twitter ban on misleading content is a direct attack on us’, claims Sky News
Vox Pop: ‘What’s your solution to decades of violence in Afghanistan?’
Channel 7 renames ‘Home and Away’ to ‘Home’
Victorian Liberal leadership spill cancelled after kid’s playgrounds closed
Media that called Dan Andrews a dictator demands NSW become a police state
Govt that won’t shut up about China gaining power through climate investment, refuses to invest in climate
