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Queen admits she hid “Take Me to Your Dealer” poster before address to nation
The poster was visible in the first take.
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Queen’s heartfelt message to Britons: “Don’t come anywhere near me”
“I’ve been sitting around doing nothing my whole life”
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Prince Charles to immediately stop eating pangolin for breakfast
Southern White Rhino meat will be substituted for the time being.
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Trump approves $1 billion Norton Anti-Virus fund to help fight corona
Trump launched into a half-hour long rave about what a genius he was for thinking of it.
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Calls for Boris Johnson to meet with health minister again
“Maybe shake her hand or something.”
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Democrats regret appointing Peter Dutton to count the votes in Iowa ballot
“I’m not even sure he understands the numbering system.”
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Trump spotted in fake moustache and sombrero fleeing to Mexico following impeachment
“Fuck, what’s this wall!?”
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Man who’s never read Time vows to never read Time again
“I refuse to support anyone who is trying to save the world while young and female.”