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Government adds literal hoops to jump through in order to receive NDIS funding
May as well make it fun to watch them not get approval
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‘I do not recollect ever talking to Four Corners’ says Christian Porter
“I do not recollect whether Four Corners ever existed in the first place.”
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PM worried investigation could lose the presumption of innocence by finding an answer
That would just be awful wouldn’t it
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‘Let’s not have a trial by media’ says journo who just accused victim of false memories
Aussie media has never judged anyone before
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“Why have no journalists called me?” asks guy whose phone has been off all week
Some people are just so rude
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Linda Reynolds offers sincere apology: “I am truly sorry everyone found out what I said”
I apologise unreservedly for my failure to conduct a better cover-up
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Christian Porter sues Andrew Bolt for defamation after Bolt defends him
Implying guilt is still defamation Bolty
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New CABINETSafe App to allow you to track whether you’ve been in contact with an alleged rapist
If you come in contact with a member of Cabinet, immediately sanitise your hands.
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Christian Porter says he is as trustworthy as a Christian Priest
Government sources say he will be moved to another department like ADFA
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PM meekly asks colleagues if they can maybe ease up on all the raping for a bit
“Aww come on you guys, knock it off”