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Albanese becoming Qantas’ first fatal crash
Liberal staffers have duct taped Dutton to a chair so that he doesn’t call in any more favours from Rinehart.
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Qantas caught giving PM special bonuses like flights leaving on time and luggage arriving at destination
“I didn’t declare the flight upgrades because they didn’t add in free caviar, so they barely count as gifts”
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Indigenous elected official slammed for daring to speak out against unelected British man in Australian parliament
Queen calls out so-called ‘King’
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After spending entire day in Canberra, King Charles endorses republic movement
“This place is disturbing and very outdated”
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Albo reads room, then buys it
“This is emotional for me, see growing up my mother couldnt add a 4.3 million dollar house to her property protfolio”
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“Wind farms are ugly” says guy wanting to build a whole heap of nuclear waste dumps
“Take in the sights of a destroyed landscape and breathe in the smell of political donations.”
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Dutton fuming that there’ll be an ‘Australian Voice’ in parliament
“All the racist fear-mongering and for what?”
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Peter Dutton announces plan to negatively gear both houses of Parliament
“The home of democracy, and a 4 bedroom house which is worth plenty in this economy.”
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Government decides teen is old enough to be held criminally responsible, not old enough to be responsible for a YouTube account
“Worst come to worst, we can always protect the teens from social media by putting them behind bars”