National

The Coalition’s newly established shadow portfolio of ‘government efficiency’ has just finished their first order of business by sacking Opposition ‘Leader’ Peter Dutton.
The department claimed it was simply too inefficient for the country to have an Opposition Leader whose focus is to go around screaming about unnecessary culture wars.
Dutton has been accused of copying Elon Musk in establishing the department, however, his advisors thankfully talked him out of performing a Nazi salute at the announcement.
Meanwhile, Scott Morrison has sensationally sworn himself in as the head of the new shadow portfolio due to his extreme efficiency, with the ex-PM boasting that he is the only politician who has been efficient enough to be five separate ministers at one time.