Albo nervously waiting to hear from RBA about when the next election will be held

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been spotted laying on his bed nervously staring at his phone waiting for a call from the Reserve Bank about when he can hold the election.

This comes as the RBA is set to make a decision on whether they will cut interest rates leading Labor to rush to a mid-April election, keep rates the same meaning an election in late April, or raise rates leading to an election in May on the last possible day they can hold one.

Concerned Aussies have begged for a rate cut, not just because shit is way too expensive, but also because the election campaigning is already at an unbearable level and the sooner it is all over the better.

Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has flipped his position on whether interest rates should be cut, now clarifying he only wants rates to go down if it happens following a Liberal Party election win, not anytime before then.

Albanese has not confirmed exactly how he plans to announce the election, but reportedly former NBA player Shaquille O’Neal has cleared his schedule for the next few months.