Dutton cancels viagra prescription after watching Trump, Netanyahu press conference

Opposition leader Peter Dutton has once again called into question his ‘not a monster’ status after praising Donald Trump’s calls for an ethnic cleansing in Gaza.

Dutton reportedly got so excited watching the press conference joint press conference between Netanyahu and Trump, that his neighbours heard him yell out “I wont be needing viagra anymore” during the middle of the night.

The press conference had a mixture of basically everything Dutton loves most in the world including world leaders who attack the press, war crimes and the celebration of attacks against People of Colour in need.

Medical experts are thankful that Gina Rinehart wasn’t at the presser, as any more excitement might have given Dutton a heart attack.

In response Anthony Albanese said that he refuses give a running commentary on Dutton’s ‘excitement’, “this time it’s not about being scared to upset Trump, I just don’t want to think about that.”