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Malcolm Turnbull has tonight requested a full refund on the $1 million donation he made to the Liberal Party shortly before the last election.

Former Queensland traffic warden, Peter Dutton’s political career is in turmoil tonight after documents came to light casting doubts on whether he can sit in parliament.  The documents are based on his record as a minister since 2013, and clearly show a man with callous disregard for Australia’s international Human Rights obligations, and a savage…

The Chaser has obtained exclusive audio of Coles’ own ad agency trying to come up with a way to sell the plastic bag backflip.

Perhaps the most disappointing development for fans of Fairfax’s best content, however, was the announcement that Michael Leunig would continue as a cartoonist.

Minister Greg Hunt today told reporters the website was far too unreliable for hackers to be able gain access. “Our protection is flawless: if anyone tries to gain unauthorised access, chances are, they’ll just end up with a 404: The Website Not Found message. You can’t get more secure than that.”

David Leyonhjelm only got into the Senate by promising not to have sex with anyone, it was revealed today.

“Private enterprise is much better at delivering reliable services. I mean, except for Telstra, the Commonwealth Bank, Medibank and the power companies.”

The attack comes days after Bill Morrow attacked gamers for using the internet, claiming they were slowing down the network. He pleaded with users to stop using the NBN, pointing out it would be much faster if nobody used it.

“Look, I’m terribly sorry about the Sunday Night interview, I was Ambien interviewing,” he said, speaking privately to the entire national media.