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Smoke problem solved: Government reclassifies whole of Sydney as VIP pokies lounge
Pokies will be installed on every street corner
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One Nation voter pulls child out of maths class over concerns about ‘Arabic’ numerals
“It’s bloody Un-Australian!”
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Empathy consultant advises Scomo to just delete his Twitter account at this point
“Its the only ethical option”
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Firefighters ordered to trial gay conversion therapy on bushfires
“God only knows if this will work”
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Treasurer announces “Weekend at Bernies” inspired scheme to assist dead in returning to workforce
He’s almost as lifelike as Scott Morrison
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Government replaces Robodebt with random number generator in bid to improve accuracy
“Problem solved”
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Bushfire crisis solved: Morrison announces plan to ban trees
“It was just easier than banning coal”
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11,000 scientists sign scientific paper declaring Israel Folau an idiot
His IQ test results came back negative
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Morrison vows to boost Hillsong budget to combat Gay Marriage fires
“They are the leading supplier of thoughts and prayers”
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“How could Prince Andrew stay friends with a paedophile?” asks pro-Pell News Corp journalist
“Prince Andrew should hang his head in shame. Just like Pell’s accusers should.”