National
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Morrison announces he has begun helping Biden with Covid by ordering his ticket to Hawaii
“Aloha, how great is leadership?”
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Government that ‘can’t afford the ABC’ gives $10m to Foxtel for literally no reason
They probably need it
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PM “too busy” ignoring sexual misconduct to find time for NAIDOC week
“The Government of Australia said already sorry, do they really need an entire week?”
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PM denies misogyny – “I never interrupted Tony when he was Minister for Women”
Prime Minster if you are worried about reading this, don’t worry, a man wrote it
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The NSW Blues declare they ‘hereby claim’ victory in State of Origin
“The Cane Toads are trying to steal this series with fake points”
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PM calls for all premiers to go by “Scott Morrison” to simplify the ‘taking credit’ process
“It’ll make my lief a lot easier”
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One Nation slams ABC for not having Pauline on more during her boycott of ABC
“I don’t like it”
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“I’ve no time for federal ICAC,” says man who found time to call NRL about national anthem
“Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to Bunnings
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Labor Party calls for looser gun laws to make it easier to shoot themselves in the foot
Nobody in the party wanted looser gun laws except for one disgraced former minister.
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Government denies being secretly dodgy: “there’s nothing secret about it”
“We have nothing to hide! Why would we?”