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Harry and Meghan finally achieve privacy by agreeing to interview on Studio 10
People are actively avoiding watching them now
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‘Covering up the rape of a woman is bad because it could upset her dad’ says PM
After thinking ‘as a father first’ he realised it could reduce the woman’s value when traded for livestock
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Coalition reveal new budget saving strategy of not bothering to investigate corruption
Now the government will have more time and money for the corruption
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‘If your super isn’t enough to buy a house, just use $200k from your savings’ says Government
“Stop rich people buying all the houses by just throwing in a casual 200k”
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Google agrees to stay in Australia as long as they never have to chat with Morrison again
Nobody expected the Australian government to resort to such inhumane torture during the battle with Google
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‘Don’t worry, I got this,’ says leader who clearly hasn’t got this
It’s hard work but Albo reckons he can handle being leader of the opposition for many years to come.
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“Australia Day is a day to unify everyone, so it must remain on the divisive date” says PM
“You are all just dividing us on this unifying day by asking for the date to change, and it’s not like changing the date would fix that.”
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‘Don’t worry Australia, you will still have Microsoft Bing,’ says the Bing of Prime Ministers
The only man who would know that Bing changed their name and logo last year suggests we all should use Bing.
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‘It’s not Invasion Day, it’s a day to simply celebrate the invasion of Australia’ says PM
And to somberly reflect on the seasickness that many convicts must have felt.