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PM announces vaccine rollout will begin “sometime in the near… hey what’s that behind you?”
“Anyway it’s getting pretty chilly lately don’t you think?” asked the PM
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PM announces he has ‘secured’ a coffee from a cafe
No confirmation yet on whether the cafe has accepted the order
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PM announces new AstraZeneca vaccine rollout exclusively for women
‘Lads let’s be gentlemen and just wait for a different vaccine’
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PM apologises after accidentally referring to Minister Cunt as ‘Honourable’
Use of the term was offensive to dictionaries everywhere
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PM clarifies Christine Holgate was fired from AusPost for not being corrupt enough
What was she thinking doing something by the book?
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PM realises they somehow missed the crucial ‘starting the vaccine rollout’ step of the rollout
“Oh that’s where we went wrong, whoopsie”
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“I’m too busy ignoring our sexual predators to rollout the vaccine” explains PM
He only has so much time to intentionally screw things up
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PM announces Marise Payne is the “Prime Minister to Take the Blame on Women”
Strong female representation in the scapegoat industry
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“Please respect my privacy” pleads man who filmed up a woman’s skirt
Please don’t film me from any bushes