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“I supported firing Holgate because it is not my job to oppose” says opposition leader
‘Why didn’t the Greens stop the PM?’
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Man gets blood clot trying to understand Scomo’s rollout plans
“So it’s on target to be delayed?”
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“We are not trying to stop NDIS funding” claims government who created a task force designed to stop NDIS funding
It’s just ‘cost cutting’, by finding ways to cut all costs entirely
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PM denies gender bias in Holgate firing, “we didn’t jizz on her desk, so it can’t be sexist”
‘Jenny never said anything about it at the time so…’
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Auspost claims Holgate wasn’t home when they tried to deliver her an apology
They did however, fill out a “Sorry we missed you” card, which they put in her neighbour’s letter box.
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PM announces vaccine rollout will begin “sometime in the near… hey what’s that behind you?”
“Anyway it’s getting pretty chilly lately don’t you think?” asked the PM
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PM announces he has ‘secured’ a coffee from a cafe
No confirmation yet on whether the cafe has accepted the order
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PM announces new AstraZeneca vaccine rollout exclusively for women
‘Lads let’s be gentlemen and just wait for a different vaccine’
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PM apologises after accidentally referring to Minister Cunt as ‘Honourable’
Use of the term was offensive to dictionaries everywhere