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“Climate action too costly for rural areas” says guy who squandered $80m of drought funds
‘Regional communities will pay the bill’ said govt leader who can pay the bill
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Census data mysteriously missing 38,000 Aussies that weren’t able to come home for it
They haven’t been home all year
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Canberra women celebrate news that Barnaby can’t visit for two weeks
A public health warning has been given for the women of Armidale
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Barnaby put on cashless debit card after turning up to work drunk
“That’s just what happens when you’re on government benefits”
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Scott Morrison promotes Christian Porter to Leader of the Boys Club
‘He represents this parliament to a tee’
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PM dismisses Grace Tame’s criticism after discovering she is a woman
Sources suggest he would have read the article if a corrupt man wrote it
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Gladys Berejiklian ‘invents new amazing Covid response’ of doing what everyone else did
A never before seen tactic unless you count the countries that did it
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‘The details of my case would make me look bad’ says guy who claims he won a defamation suit
‘The public can now see if there was any incriminating evidence’ said Porter
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PM slams Melbourne for leaving lockdown before Sydney, ‘It’s not a race’
“How selfish!” said the Sydney resident whilst in Canberra
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Two-tier lockdown in Sydney to be based on ‘how much you look like you’d own an investment property’
Members of the public must carry a Qantas Club card to avoid hefty fines