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Matt Canavan prepares for next photo op by rubbing uranium on his face
“Something about it really just makes my skin glow.”
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Australian politicians exposed for being assets of foreign agent
“They have been bending the knee to this American for years.”
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‘Powerful’, Bob Katter holds moving anti-police protest
“But I ain’t spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland!”
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Barnaby Joyce takes week off from Parliament to spend more time with footpath
The Nationals Party leader thinks this will help pretend Joyce’s actions have consequences
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Dutton slams Albanese for planning to increase the boats
This is the opposite of stopping the boats!
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“Our policies make much more sense when you’re drunk,” explains Nationals MP
The protest happened after the party was barred from entering by their drunken inability to open the door
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Linda Reynolds announces resignation, to spend more time on defamation suits
“It’s become a favourite hobby of mine.”
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Calls for Barnaby Joyce to be put on cashless welfare card
“Taxpayer money is not for getting drunk.”
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Drunk Barnaby Joyce calls for ‘right to disconnect’ from Canberra sidewalk
I should not be forced to lay here unable to get up
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Former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce denies being too drunk while lying on a Braddon sidewalk, “that is the most sober I have ever been while in Canberra”
His drunken ramblings are reportedly the most sense he has ever said