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ABC Political Compass app explodes after Labor’s refugee announcement
“It wasn’t designed to compute a heel turn this big.”
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Albo commits to deporting Jesus if he rises again this Sunday
“For all we know, he could be a real threat to our society.”
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Government that ‘cant afford’ to raise JobSeeker, finds spare $840m to give to Gina
“Good governance is about priorities.”
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Matt Canavan prepares for next photo op by rubbing uranium on his face
“Something about it really just makes my skin glow.”
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Australian politicians exposed for being assets of foreign agent
“They have been bending the knee to this American for years.”
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‘Powerful’, Bob Katter holds moving anti-police protest
“But I ain’t spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland!”
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Barnaby Joyce takes week off from Parliament to spend more time with footpath
The Nationals Party leader thinks this will help pretend Joyce’s actions have consequences
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Dutton slams Albanese for planning to increase the boats
This is the opposite of stopping the boats!
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“Our policies make much more sense when you’re drunk,” explains Nationals MP
The protest happened after the party was barred from entering by their drunken inability to open the door