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“Our policies make much more sense when you’re drunk,” explains Nationals MP
The protest happened after the party was barred from entering by their drunken inability to open the door
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Linda Reynolds announces resignation, to spend more time on defamation suits
“It’s become a favourite hobby of mine.”
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Calls for Barnaby Joyce to be put on cashless welfare card
“Taxpayer money is not for getting drunk.”
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Drunk Barnaby Joyce calls for ‘right to disconnect’ from Canberra sidewalk
I should not be forced to lay here unable to get up
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Former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce denies being too drunk while lying on a Braddon sidewalk, “that is the most sober I have ever been while in Canberra”
His drunken ramblings are reportedly the most sense he has ever said
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Rich people who claim to be ‘representing the real working class’ weirdly mad at idea of letting working class people relax after work
“As the new party of the worker, we know workers love answering 3am phone calls from their boss”
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“He can never be trusted again!” Media outraged after Dutton ‘breaks promise’ on not supporting changes to the Stage 3 tax cuts
“What kind of leader changes their mind? He should have to apologise and stand down immediately.”
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“It’s a medical miracle,” 60 year old man suddenly grows spine
Experts thought it wasn’t possible for him
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Peter Dutton demands more detail on ‘People who earn less than $180k’
Opposition Leader and man of the people Peter Dutton has demanded the Labor government prove these so called ‘90% of Australians earning less than 180k’ actually exist. “I’ve not been made aware of these people and no one I regularly speak to is on less than 180k,” he said from QANTAS chairman’s lounge, “these changes…
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Scott Morrison resigns to spend more time not holding a hose
“Finally a chance to do even more of nothing.”