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“I went on a spiritual journey to the time I called the teacher mum.”

Fairfax columnist Kasey Edwards recently declared that she refuses to let any male babysit her children. In response, here’s our top six suggestions on what NOT to do at the park if you want to escape chemical castration.

Michaels, who has used up nearly his entire year’s worth of sick days in the first three months of the year, claimed, “I’d forgotten that people sometimes use sick days for actually being sick.”

“I had the idea for Santa Claus spraying Coke out of his sleigh all over Africa and making everyone white and middle-class – that went into the ‘maybe’ pile.”

Bowen-based stoner, Darren Hutchinson has launched a stinging attack on the Queensland arm of the Dominos Pizza, accusing the food delivery company of “terrible service” and the delivery driver of “probably stealing” the three pizzas they have placed orders for. Darren, and his flatmate ‘Fairzy’, bunkered down in their basement on Saturday after stocking up on cannabis,…

NSW Police have detained the entire office staff of an inner-city promotions company after the murder of IT worker Michael Speer, 38. Reports suggest that Mr Speer’s co-workers snapped after he repeatedly quoted the mid-90s McCain ‘Super Juicy Corn’ ad, yelling “Marge, the Rains are here” to excess during the recent poor weather. “You’d walk…

The old version of Prime Minister Abbott was abandoned in 2015 due to an extreme lack of popularity, but Nokia is hoping that frustration with the newer model of Prime Minister will see voters flock to the outdated features of the classic Prime Minister.

South Sudan’s worsening crisis is the perfect backdrop for a gritty, modern tale of intrigue and romance, reported paperback author Gary Bentham, who is currently working on a thriller entitled The Last Freedom. “The South Sudanese situation is a nightmare combination of ethnic tensions, a corrupt government and a harsh environment,” said the Melbourne-based author. “It’s…

The Businessman and former politician has dropped a whopping 40 viral tweets over the last few months – and he can’t wait to drop more.

Tropfest: ‘We will always support women in the industry as long as we don’t know they are women in the industry’