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“There’s nothing more Australian than being a foreign member of government.”

The documentary takes a look back at the thousand documentary pieces that have defined and redefined Diana’s life.

“After all that stress of paying off the last holiday off I really deserve a bit of rest and relaxation.”

It’s a national disgrace

“I feel like I’m getting back to nature, as if I could be eaten by an apex predator any moment.”

“I went on a spiritual journey to the time I called the teacher mum.”

Fairfax columnist Kasey Edwards recently declared that she refuses to let any male babysit her children. In response, here’s our top six suggestions on what NOT to do at the park if you want to escape chemical castration.

Michaels, who has used up nearly his entire year’s worth of sick days in the first three months of the year, claimed, “I’d forgotten that people sometimes use sick days for actually being sick.”

“I had the idea for Santa Claus spraying Coke out of his sleigh all over Africa and making everyone white and middle-class – that went into the ‘maybe’ pile.”

Bowen-based stoner, Darren Hutchinson has launched a stinging attack on the Queensland arm of the Dominos Pizza, accusing the food delivery company of “terrible service” and the delivery driver of “probably stealing” the three pizzas they have placed orders for. Darren, and his flatmate ‘Fairzy’, bunkered down in their basement on Saturday after stocking up on cannabis,…