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Five Amazing Facts About the Queen’s Birthday Holiday
It’s the Queen’s Birthday Long Weekend, but did you know these astounding facts about this holiday?
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Despite Setbacks, Corporate World Pledges to Keep Shitting on Everyday Australians
“You cannot stop us, Mr Macintosh is just one man, in a world full of shit CEOs”
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Sushi train runs late and out of timetable order
The incident follows an horrific derailment at Redfern earlier in the week, which saw three victims sustain third degree wasabi burns to 70% of their bodies.
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Poo jogger hoping incident will quickly blow over
The poo jogger has told friends he’s hoping everyone will quickly forget the whole thing ever happened and move on with their lives.
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Shock addition to our Live Show line-up
Andrew Hansen joins The Chaser’s Charles Firth and The Shovel’s James Schloeffel, plus one special as-yet unannounced guest.
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Scientists discover cure to lactose intolerance is just wanting to eat the food
“The findings have been met with applause, and flatulence.”
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Responsible Drink Driver Indicates Before Running Up Curb
“He was also sure to have his hazard lights on the whole time he was driving”
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Foley defends ‘white flight’ comments: “I was incredibly drunk when I said it”
“To be honest, I usually try and hide racism by dressing it up with a bullshit class analysis. But I was so drunk I completely forgot to do that.”
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Telstra Outage Leaves Customers Unable to Scroll News Feed on Morning Bus
Workplaces have been plunged into chaos, with productivity up 150%
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Australia believes it could survive with Michaelia Cash being unemployed
“She’s already living on government handouts, so she’s basically there already.”