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Experts say that while full meaning of the faded, slightly misshapen knot has been lost to time, it’s believed to be related to the ritual consumption of marijuana, a practice then known as “toking billies”.

We decided to test out what the Prime Minister has called “The Biggest Billboard in Town”…

Following the revelations that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple, a flood of other salacious details about the private lives of muppets has been leaked by an ex-writer on the Sesame Street program.

McIntyre is disappointed to be the only resident of Australia’s inner-city areas who isn’t hosting a podcast, but says it’s “just one of those things. Maybe I should do a podcast about it?”

“I haven’t used the checkout for years,” said Keith Belan, an ice dealer from the Central Coast. “And I don’t even need an app. I just walk out.”

Bob Katter’s Australia Senator Fraser Anning says he has never heard of the Nazi Party, despite claims he was seen goose stepping down the street in a full SS uniform yesterday. The Senator claimed that he was simply stretching his legs. “Um, exercise. I love the outdoors you see, lots of Lebensraum.” The claims come…

With climate change in full swing, Turnbull has signalled his desire to take action to mitigate the drought by putting on an akubra. “Having ignored this issue, I want to assure farmers they will not be ignored until after the election is over,” the Prime Minister said in a plane that was flying over a drought…

“Turns out even a One Nation sentator could do it, so it clearly doesn’t require too much intelligence.”

“Its either them or anyone wearing Nike TNs”