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ACT plagued by sudden spike in garden hose theft
AN elderly Tuggeranong couple have been left in shock this week after their plans to wash the car were derailed by the sudden realisation their 30-metre hose had mysteriously shrunk to nearly half its original length in just two days. “I was stunned,” claimed local resident Byron Tylenol. “Just last week I could drag the…
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God dismisses gambling-related prayer
Local man Clive Deville says the event has shaken his faith “in the entire Judeo-Christian ethos.”
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The Chaser’s Guide to Politics in Australia
Including elderly foreign leader Rupert Murdoch
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Sale of Arnott’s business to include several other companies nobody wants
“Investors reportedly only want two or three of the companies tops.”
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Israel Folau messages high school friend dodgy MLM pitch
“Hi Linda, been a long time hasn’t it! Just thought I’d share with you the secret I just discovered to making over $1000 a month!”
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Announcing National Sickie Day 2019
Help raise awareness for sickies and chuck a sickie on Friday 28th June 2019.
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The Chaser’s Guide to Australian Road Signs
Australia has many road signs that are unique in the world. Here is The Chaser’s comprehensive guide to them.
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Scott Morrison elected Prime Minister for the next 6 months
The first spill is scheduled for next tuesday
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Confused Laurie Oakes calls the election for Kate-Miller Heidke
While the country waits for votes to be tallied and seats to be called, a very different democratic process has been unfolding on the other side of the world. The usually uneventful Eurovision song contest has had a a blowtorch of excitement applied to it after respected political commentator Laurie Oakes stumbled on to the…