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The state election reached it’s inevitable conclusion tonight after premier Gladys Berejiklian declared victory over once again state opposition leader Michael Daley. Berejiklian was cheered on by her constituents as she wasted no time in outlining the work that needed to be done. “The people of NSW have spoken and I have heard them!” declared…

22-year-old Simon Getz has learned his fate this morning after a verdict was handed down after just 2 days. In a trial that had garnered national attention, the jury wasted no time in finding Getz guilty after hearing of his horrific crimes. “You have shown no remorse for your actions even going as far as…

“We have to protect the children”

Australia’s capital relocated from Melbourne to Canberra in 1927. But why was it moved? And why Canberra? We reveal the details of a little-known meeting between the nation’s parliamentarians, as described in letters written by government minister Charles Kingston.

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“That should do it”

Property developers all around Sydney are feeling the pinch after new reforms were brought in to clean up the industry. Starting next week, all new buildings listed must indicate if the structure ‘may fall down’ or if they are ‘safe for human occupation’. Ken Scarletti, a developer from Alexandria, unloaded on the state government after…