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“Climate is only an issue for inner city loony lefties” says politician representing drought ravaged farmlands
“Why would people in the bush care about climate change”
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Government launches inquiry into how a Q&A Episode was allowed to be interesting
“This is unacceptable”
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Labor blames election loss on party being too mean to “those pricks in Queensland”
“What a bunch of dickheads”
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Local man embraces Halloween spirit by ghosting everyone on Tinder
“What a convincing monster!”
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George Calombaris teams up with Woolworths to launch new line of cooked books
Including many great tips on saving money in the kitchen
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Coles launch new ad announcing Woolies staff wages are ‘down down’
“All salaries have been massively reduced!”
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Woolworths apologise after being caught scanning staff wages as onions
“It was an honest mistake”
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“Paying staff correct wages is too difficult” says chef who invented edible door knobs
“Basic math is hard!”
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Tragedy of truck crash lightened by hilarious cargo
“Police say they are concerned and amused.”
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ACT plagued by sudden spike in garden hose theft
AN elderly Tuggeranong couple have been left in shock this week after their plans to wash the car were derailed by the sudden realisation their 30-metre hose had mysteriously shrunk to nearly half its original length in just two days. “I was stunned,” claimed local resident Byron Tylenol. “Just last week I could drag the…