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Australia has many road signs that are unique in the world. Here is The Chaser’s comprehensive guide to them.

The first spill is scheduled for next tuesday

While the country waits for votes to be tallied and seats to be called, a very different democratic process has been unfolding on the other side of the world. The usually uneventful Eurovision song contest has had a a blowtorch of excitement applied to it after respected political commentator Laurie Oakes stumbled on to the…

“If this doesn’t make me relatable to the common man, I don’t know what will.”

“What will we do now?”

A Melbourne businessman claims his recent purchase of the “Big Issue” was due to his interest in the magazine’s editorial content. “It looked like an interesting issue,” said the man, who adamantly denied the purchase was an attempt to assuage guilt about his relative wealth. The 38-year-old man, who purchased the magazine in Collins Street’s…

JUST weeks before the launch of digital adaptations of ‘The Lion King’ and ‘Aladdin’, the Walt Disney Company has again left fans divided after beginning their promotional campaign for an updated edition of ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’ by burning down the building in question. “It’s all part of our brand new corporate strategy,” said…

Delivering daily bullshit since 1879

Our audio producer / genius — Brendan “BT” Tacey — is in the running to be declared the best in the world. Yes. IN THE WORLD. But we need your help.