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Parent who pulled kids out of school instantly regretting it
Parents belatedly remembered how irritating their kids are.
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Coles “12 items or less” checkout worker made redundant
Nobody had used the lane in three weeks.
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3:30pm is pretty much 5pm, reckons entire nation of home workers
3:30pm is pretty much 4pm, and 4pm is as close to 5pm as it gets,” said one home worker.
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Government announces ban on jokes about social distancing
Officials have warned that up to 70% of people may make the joke in the coming months.
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‘Devastating’: Nation’s shoplifters left with nothing to steal
“Shoplifters need to hoard toilet paper too.”
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“If casual workers didn’t save for a crisis they should just use their trust fund” says Attorney General
“What, doesn’t everyone have one?”
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Local man skips Monday morning gym to avoid Coronavirus
“It was a hard decision but the right one in the circumstances.”
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Hit with coronavirus, Extinction Rebellion stages actual die-in
“It really looked as though they were all dead,” said one bystander. “And then I realised — that’s because they are.”