General News
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General News
Local man immediately regrets putting on ugly Christmas sweater in 40 degree heat
Happy heatstroke!
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Sydney motorists open windows in M5 tunnel to get some fresh air
Motorists are encouraged to keep their engines running to help purify the air
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ScoMo asks Hawaiian barman to turn off news reporting on Australian bushfires
“I’m trying to relax”
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Government regrets hiring George Calombaris to manage budget, after surplus much lower than promised
Its okay, we’ll just sell the ABC
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Boris Johnson hires Sydney Light Rail contractors to speed up Brexit deal
“It’ll be done by Christmas!”
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Fire fighters recalled as Scomo learns burning bush protected by religious discrimination bill
And lo God said unto Scomo, go thee unto Engadine and thou shall sharteth muchly
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Morrison declares smoke “only a concern for the entirety-of-NSW bubble”
“You people need to get out more”
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Even company that accepts old underwear doesn’t want religious discrimination bill
“We’ll take anything but that pile of garbage”
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Local man outraged by Chinese government’s U̶y̶g̶h̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶n̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶p̶s̶ baby formula takeover
“This is an international tragedy!”