General News
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General News
Scott Morrison embarks on mission to the Sun after learning it’s made of gas
“In space nobody can hear you shit yourself.”
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Government solves mouse problem by releasing a million cats into the wild
How great are cats?
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“Young people are selfish” claims generation hoarding all the houses
Young people just aren’t boosting the housing market like they used to
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“Who is to blame for 1/3 of Aussies irrationally fearing the EVIL DEATH JAB?” asks media
Who caused Aussies to miss crucial info we forgot to mention?
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Ben Roberts-Smith joins Space Force after learning aliens don’t have human rights
Aliens may come in peace, but we wont
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Exclusive: Jogger discovers the truth, “Runner’s high is fucking bullshit!”
A special report uncovers the truth about the ‘running’ cult
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Government frantically erases $30 Billion DogeCoin investment from budget plan
To the moon!
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Research suggests in the feud between Melbourne and Sydney, both can fuck off
We get it, just shut up already!
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“Why is it not called Mother’s and Father’s day?” pouts Men’s Rights Activist
‘This is the most oppressed I have ever been’