General News

This marks yet another scheduled departure to be cancelled at the airline.

His departure is set for today, but no one knows when he will actually take off.

“The ai is already drastically out-performing all of the Sky News hosts”

“Most cabinets wait years before their first ICAC investigation, we managed to achieve ours in just a few months.”

‘Why won’t you just accept X for who it is?’

“If I want to go to our website, clicking on the logo just closes the page.”

“He will hurt Victoria’s reputation, he will fit right in.”

They will also be forced forgo private jets for first class tickets instead

“Enough foreplay,” said the dick, “I want to see Zuckerberg’s penis.”

“It’s hard to be that hated”