Nation devastated at thought that we just gave Dutton his first erection in years

Many around the country have been left feeling devastated after the referendum results led to the sudden realisation that Peter Dutton is likely fully erect.

“Oh god what have we done?” said one concerned voter. “What kind of country are we that we would allow that to happen? I shudder at the thought.”

“We voted no,” yelled Dutton, “YESSSSSSSSS! Oh YESS!!!”

“I haven’t felt this in years, normally I need to torture a person of colour to get one of these.”

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