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“Freedom at last”

A middle aged Englishman crawling on his hands and knees in the desert has seen a glistening image of the Gallagher brothers on the horizon. Coupled with the news of an Oasis reunion through a crackling handheld radio, the shimmering Gallaghers have given Dave Smith (43) newfound hope to survive. Shaking as he pressed the…

“The one celeb at the Logies that you’d expect to stay sober”

“Sure he will probably get some band names confused with each other, but no one can tell the bands on Triple J apart anyway.”

“We don’t need no Rock & Roll”

The ‘anti-cancel culture’ brigade have already gotten the band banned from the radio.

The Chaser turned 25 yesterday, so relive the totally true tale of legend of how this band of misfits found glory.

“When I saw everyone saying that ‘Stefanovic is a total fuckwit’ I assumed they meant me, because of all the times they did mean me.”

“We need immediate intervention.”

Their duet was one to remember