Shocking: Healthy Harold caught doing cocaine at The Logies

Last night was the Australian cocaine industry’s night of nights: The Logies.

While many of Australian medias most famous people stunned on the red carpet and graced the phone screens of viewers at home googling who they are, one Aussie household name was pictured in the bathroom getting high; none other than Healthy Harold.

The picture has shocked fans around the country, as the giraffe’s ‘good boy’ image was tarnished overnight.

“The one celeb at the Logies that you’d expect to stay sober,” said a fan, “I’m disappointed to say the least. With all his talk of eating healthy, you would at least assume he would go for something natural like shrooms.”

Reports also suggest the Sunrise Cash Cow was arrested at the Logies after being revealed as Australian media’s main dealer, “where do you think the cash came from?”