Joe Biden announces new gig at Triple J

US President Joe Biden has announced that he will not be contesting the election, instead opting to take a new hosting gig at Triple J.

The young 81 year old got the youth radio gig, despite not having any media experience, after turning down offers from every Aussie tv station to join their board of directors.

“This will be a great,” said Biden, “when I applied for the gig they told me that they were concerned I might be too young for the station but I said I am happy to give it a go.”

James, a member of station’s target audience of theatre kids in their mid-late 30s said that they are excited to finally have a relatable host.

“Triple J is all about people who are denial about how old they are, he will fit right in.”

“Sure he will probably get some band names confused with each other, but no one can tell the bands on Triple J apart anyway.”