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Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement

“I will always jump at the chance to party with teens on an island” – President Trump

“In this new age of media, the remaining workers will be ready to rush out many articles as fast as possible, or they will be fired.”

“What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?”

“It’s really horrible what it’s doing to our society,”

“We needed a break, they are a lot to handle.”

Users were able to re-access the app after 14 hours, when they gave up and switched to their phone data instead.

Zuckerberg committed to adopting more traditionally ‘masculine’ hobbies like gaslighting, abusing his power for financial gain and making dumb comments on podcasts.

“I’m not some evil greedy monster, it’s the least I could do.”

“Maybe we should use something stronger than craft glue for the doors for now on.”