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“You can’t expect us to pay a bit more for workers,” says company charging drastically more for groceries
“The protesters are concerned about worker safety, but what about the safety of executive bonuses?”
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Elon Musk removes blocking feature so he can finally see what his kids post
It was the only option for the CEO of X-Corp and ex-communicated father.
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“We are not colluding in any way” says Coles and Woolworths in joint statement
“We are completely independent in our decision making at ‘insert company here’.” said both CEOs in perfect unison.
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Barnaby Joyce volunteers to ‘thoroughly investigate’ Merivale venues
“Everything that is being reported sounds super inappropriate for a workplace… well outside of the Prayer Room.”
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“Goes against our values”: 7 bosses apologise for having ‘sexy dancing Santas’ at meeting without also offering cocaine
“We also forgot the massages”
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Stan blames Crowdstrike after millions unsubscribe to sports package
“Why else would our users plummet?”
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$9 million of Alan Joyce’s Qantas payout lost in transit
It’s frustrating when Qantas loses your stuff isn’t it?
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Elon Musk buys Foxtel for $44 Billion
The company will be rebranded to Xtel until it eventually collapses.
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Rex reassures employees they ‘can’t afford to pay’ that the CEO will still get $325K
“I’m relieved to hear he changed his contract last week in a way that protects him” said Jeremy who just lost his job
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Rex one-ups Qantas by cancelling all flights in advance
“We’re also the only airline who will have no emissions next fiscal quarter.”