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Barnaby Joyce volunteers to ‘thoroughly investigate’ Merivale venues
“Everything that is being reported sounds super inappropriate for a workplace… well outside of the Prayer Room.”
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“Goes against our values”: 7 bosses apologise for having ‘sexy dancing Santas’ at meeting without also offering cocaine
“We also forgot the massages”
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Stan blames Crowdstrike after millions unsubscribe to sports package
“Why else would our users plummet?”
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$9 million of Alan Joyce’s Qantas payout lost in transit
It’s frustrating when Qantas loses your stuff isn’t it?
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Business
Elon Musk buys Foxtel for $44 Billion
The company will be rebranded to Xtel until it eventually collapses.
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Rex reassures employees they ‘can’t afford to pay’ that the CEO will still get $325K
“I’m relieved to hear he changed his contract last week in a way that protects him” said Jeremy who just lost his job
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Rex one-ups Qantas by cancelling all flights in advance
“We’re also the only airline who will have no emissions next fiscal quarter.”
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Weird: network that ‘didn’t need’ journalists enough to pay them properly, completely fucks up Olympics coverage while journalists are on strike
“And who wants to hear from sport journalists who know what they are talking about anyway, we have Karl Stefanovic still!”
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Nine advertises multiple ‘scab’ roles with immediate start
(Following the strike action against Channel 9, the outlet has posted the following job listing)
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Telstra reassures customers that staff cuts won’t affect trademark 4 hour hold times
“I give you this promise Australia, no matter how many people we mercilessly fire to protect our profits and bonuses, you won’t notice anything different.”