This ride will give you nightmares

Recent polls have shown that 40% of people under 30 haven't yet returned their survey forms, and that 100% of those are just lazy dipshits like you

"It's important to be able to separate the art from the multiple accusations of rape."

He was careful not to speak too loud in case any rural Liberal voters could hear him

We called them the rock n roll years. It passed with a blur. And in many ways the hangover is worse

Vladimir used the group Whatsapp chat to let the others know he wasn't feeling up to it this week, although he offered little other detail

Taking a lesson from Japanese First Lady Akie Abe, Trump told Don Jr "Pardonei, no hablo Engish"

Is that so much to ask

"I just wanted to be transparent."

In a series of tweets this morning, Trump posted photos and video of the imitation, in which he appears to be nothing more than a spineless pile of flesh draped in an Armani suit