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The Prince is reportedly receiving a surge of adrenaline from being accused of sex trafficking

She has already booked him an expenses paid trip to Paris

“I actually quite like the gays”

“Can’t you let us all die in peace”

“You know I love Turkey, especially with cranberry sauce.”

Are you angry at Greta Thunberg? Do you find yourself enraged that a 16 year old girl would have the temerity to ask adults to listen to the science? This guide is for you.

A worldwide study released today reported that a country where sunlight is seasonal and their greatest delicacy is rotten fish, is apparently the happiest in the world

“It makes no sense”

Mr Mueller said it was having a genuine impact on his enthusiasm for bringing down the President. “I took this case on because it was a simple open and shut case of treason. But there are just so many other, extra crimes, it’s becoming a real bore. 

Donald Trump has delivered a stirring oration to his nation, asking why anyone would even think of bombing his political opponents, whom he hates with a violent passion.