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NRL player who takes hits to the head for a living worried flu shot might be bad for his health
“I think it might brain my damage”
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V’Landys backs down: NRL to return just for Mad Monday
Players have agreed to hit the piss on September 14th for a maximum of three days.
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NRL agrees not to tell Sam Burgess about what’s happening on the news: “It’ll only worry him”
“He thinks the cruise ships are all having a birthday party.”
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NRL fans cancel plans to attend game after PM confirms plans to attend
“Having to put up with Scott Morrison’s smirk is just a step too far.”
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David Warner denies sandpapering Allan Border medal shortly before win
“I ask my accusers — am I the sort of person who would tamper with something just for the sake of winning? Is that really in my character?”
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Folau quits French club after teammates keep kissing him on the cheek
“I don’t go for that sort of thing.”
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All Australian Open matches to now be determined by which player collapses last
“The stakes have never been higher.”
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Tennis Australia to hold event which will honour and condemn Margaret Court
“She was a great sportswoman and may we never speak of her again.”